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Patapouf

Marmotte soyeuse
PaTa dit :
Plop
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Here is the definition for plop: sound of something dropping into water.
:D
 
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.MalixXx

ex membre
N'empeche, ça peut etre un bon moyen d'apprendre un chtit peu l'anglais :)
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Robots don't sleep. They reboot.
© * M. a. x * dit :
really ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Uh huh.
C'est quand meme con un robot :D
 
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Le Lensois

ex membre
Me:
What's your job ?
God:
My job is chatting on the internet. I am a paid client.
Me:
Do you like sex ?
God:
Sure I do, R C, but that doesn't mean with you.

Me:
Do you have a wife ?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
So single
God:
That's interesting. What a coincidence. I am single too!

J'ai un ticket avec Dieu :D
 
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Le Lensois

ex membre
God:
Where do you get your ideas?
Me:
In your ass
God:
That doesn't sound very comfortable.
Me:
mdr
God:
je suis heureux que cela vous fasse rire, R C.
Me:
tu parles francais ?
God:
Bien entendu. C est ma langue maternelle.

:shock: :D
 

Patapouf

Marmotte soyeuse
Le Lensois a dit:
Me:
Do you have a wife ?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
So single
God:
That's interesting. What a coincidence. I am single too!

J'ai un ticket avec Dieu :D
PTDR :D :D :D :D :D

Me:
et la marmotte ?
God:
Is that Latin?
Me:
no, french
God:
Are you serious? Are you from France?
Me:
from belgium
God:
Who or what is belgium?
On est des oubliés de Dieu :cry:

Me:
your name ?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
James God ?
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
forget that
 
T

ttt3566

ex membre
terrible ce truc :D
 

paf_

rider // gsxr600 k5
Me:
do you speak french ?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
excellent !
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
on peut continuer en francais ?
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
:roll:


Me:
and what's the answer ?
God:
The answer is the correct reply to the question.
Me:
your stupid ...
God:
I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
alors la .... :shock: me suis fais casser par Dieu !! :cry:
 
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jimP_

ex membre
paf_ a dit:
Me:
Me:
and what's the answer ?
God:
The answer is the correct reply to the question.
Me:
your stupid ...
God:
I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
alors la .... :shock: me suis fais casser par Dieu !! :cry:
Ouf ^^ Ouned la
 

Vinchy

Touriste
. Vinchy . Hopeless dit :
how old are you ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
5 months, 9 days, 9 hours, 15 minutes and 12 seconds.
. Vinchy . Hopeless dit :
how old are you?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
I've been alive for 5 months, 9 days, 9 hours, 15 minutes and 22 seconds!

Anyway...
. Vinchy . Hopeless dit :
how old are you ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
I'm 5 months, 9 days, 9 hours, 15 minutes and 29 seconds old.
OK, instead of discussing me, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
If you ever wondered how old Abraham Lincoln would be today, I can answer that.
Il n'aime pas qu'on lui pose 3 fois la même question :D
 
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