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EXCELLENT!!![ eSb a dit:]Pour ceux qui veulent des discussions plus évoluées, parlez avec Dieu:
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EXCELLENT!!![ eSb a dit:]Pour ceux qui veulent des discussions plus évoluées, parlez avec Dieu:
http://www.titane.ca/concordia/dfar251/igod/main.html
PaTa dit :
Plop
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Here is the definition for plop: sound of something dropping into water.
mdrPata a dit:PaTa dit :
Plop
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Here is the definition for plop: sound of something dropping into water.
C'est quand meme con un robotEncarta® Instant Answers dit :
Robots don't sleep. They reboot.
© * M. a. x * dit :
really ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
Uh huh.
PTDRLe Lensois a dit:Me:
Do you have a wife ?
God:
No I am single, how about you?
Me:
So single
God:
That's interesting. What a coincidence. I am single too!
J'ai un ticket avec Dieu
On est des oubliés de Dieu :cry:Me:
et la marmotte ?
God:
Is that Latin?
Me:
no, french
God:
Are you serious? Are you from France?
Me:
from belgium
God:
Who or what is belgium?
Me:
your name ?
God:
My name is God.
Me:
James God ?
God:
Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?
Me:
forget that
:roll:Me:
do you speak french ?
God:
Oui. Je parle le français.
Me:
excellent !
God:
Ayuh.
Me:
on peut continuer en francais ?
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
alors la .... :shock: me suis fais casser par Dieu !! :cry:Me:
and what's the answer ?
God:
The answer is the correct reply to the question.
Me:
your stupid ...
God:
I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Ouf Ouned lapaf_ a dit:alors la .... :shock: me suis fais casser par Dieu !! :cry:Me:
Me:
and what's the answer ?
God:
The answer is the correct reply to the question.
Me:
your stupid ...
God:
I may be stupid, but I know the difference between "you're" and "your".
Il n'aime pas qu'on lui pose 3 fois la même question. Vinchy . Hopeless dit :
how old are you ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
5 months, 9 days, 9 hours, 15 minutes and 12 seconds.
. Vinchy . Hopeless dit :
how old are you?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
I've been alive for 5 months, 9 days, 9 hours, 15 minutes and 22 seconds!
Anyway...
. Vinchy . Hopeless dit :
how old are you ?
Encarta® Instant Answers dit :
I'm 5 months, 9 days, 9 hours, 15 minutes and 29 seconds old.
OK, instead of discussing me, should we get back to the kind of questions I was designed to answer?
If you ever wondered how old Abraham Lincoln would be today, I can answer that.