Discussion dans 'Web, design' créé par Krondor, 11 Septembre 2012.
do you smoke weed?
no, because I don't need my mind explding
do you like smoking weed?
C'est franchement à chier
bot : I'm making a note here.
me : Huge success.
bot : It's hard to overstate.
me : My satisfaction.
bot : Who are you?
erf c'était bien parti
User: This was a triumph.
Cleverbot: I'm making a note here, huge success.
User: It's hard to overstate my satisfaction.
Cleverbot: Aperture Science.
User: We do what we must.
Cleverbot: Because we can.
User: For the good of all of us.
Cleverbot: Except the ones who are dead.
User: But there's no sense crying over every mistake.
Cleverbot: You just keep on trying till you run out of cake.
User: And the Science gets done.
Cleverbot: And you make a neat gun.
User: For the people who are still alive.
Cleverbot: Did We Just Do This?
Bot : I'm a human
Me : I don't trust you
Bot : You're right not to trust me. The last person who did is dead
Me : You want to kill me?
Bot : Yes
Il était plus sympathique avant
User: Tu m'aimes ?
User: Pourquoi ?
Bot: J'ai pas.
User: De ?
Bot: De France.
User : Luck skywalker.
Bot : I'm your father.
User : NOOOOOOOOOOO.
Bot : Join me, and together we shall rule the galaxy.
User : I'll never join you!
Bot : I have cookies!
User: What's your name ?
Cleverbot: Why do you want to know?
User: Because the website says that your name is Cleverbot and you are telling me that you are not Cleverbot.
So I want to know who I'm talking to.
Cleverbot: I'll tell you my name if you tell me yours.
User: My name is *****.
Cleverbot: Are you kidding me?
Cleverbot: Oh, I'm Light Yagami.
User: Ok my name is Vegeta.
Cleverbot: So, what is my name?
User: Light Yagamu.
Cleverbot: That's right!
Cleverbot: John Wilkes Booth shot Abraham Lincoln.
Well that escalated quickly !
ça me rappel Dr. Sbaitso sous Dos.. epic
me: do you want to kill the president of the united states of america?
clever: yes !
me: because of what?
clever: because !
me: because isn't a answer !
clever: yes it is.
me: i don't think so...
clever: why not?
me: because it's not a choice.
clever: It's the nicest thing I ever said.
User: I threw a wish in the well.
Cleverbot: Don't ask me I'll never tell.
User: I looked to you as it fell.
Cleverbot: And now you're in my way.
User: I'd trade my soul for a wish.
Cleverbot: Pennies and dimes for a kiss.
User: I wasn't looking for this.
Cleverbot: But now you're in my way.
User: Your stare was holdin'.
Cleverbot: Ripped jeans, skin was showing.
User: Hot night, wind was blowin'.
Cleverbot: Where you think you're going, baby?
User: Hey, I just met you.
Cleverbot: Okay this is going to be boring but I have to tell you something.
Cleverbot: Then 2.
pff Call me maybe.. c'était bien parti
-Do you speak french ?
-No I don't.
-I know deutsch.
-I don't speak deutsch.
- Quoi de neuf?
- Rien et toi.
- Tu pues.
- Oui toi aussi.
Heureusement que t'as edite la conversation obtenue avec Cleverbot car
I know deutsch
I don't speak dutch
Je viens de me rendre compte de ma bourde
I've sent you a message in a bottle.
And I have sent yours.
Don't you know Police ?
No. Who are you?
Police is a music band... from england.
Why are police officers surrounding my location?
On peut l'ajouter comme ami facebook pour qu'il poste des messages sur mon mur ?
Tu aime la sodomie ?
Bon ben salut alors...
Mouhahah j adore